FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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