Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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