i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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