he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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