This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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