You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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