i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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