There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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