If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
