I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
