It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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