dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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