Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I forget how to act sober
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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