You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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