Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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