I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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