school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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