I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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