just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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