What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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