Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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