I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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