my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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