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a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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