I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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