she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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