So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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