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Wat do u mean how?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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