You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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