I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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