Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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