Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
