May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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