garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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