i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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