couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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