The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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