Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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