i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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