You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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