I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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