That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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