why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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