Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
