What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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