I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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