Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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