The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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