i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dick very happy bro
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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