Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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