My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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