It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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