maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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